Summary: Girls go on spring break and fuck shit up.
Rating: But why did James Franco have to die?! Also, I was really surprised that Selena Gomez just left the movie and never returned. What.
Summary: I don’t know how to describe what happened in this film.
Rating: There are many parts of this movie that are physically hard to watch. Too bad, because there are some great dance sequences.
Summary: This movie was Aaron Eckhart trying to shut his stupid daughter up.
Rating: What does his daughter not understand? People are chasing them with guns. Shut the fuck up, and stay with your father, who happens to be ex-CIA.
Summary: Alien shit happens and then someone gets abducted.
Rating: I did not enjoy this. I will not watch this ever again.
Summary: Rooney Mara is married to Channing Tatum and takes meds to cope with mental illnesses. Rooney Mara kills Channing Tatum. Rooney Mara does not really have mental illnesses, but thanks to Jude Law, she does now.
Rating: The beginning drags, but then as soon as Jude Law decides to pull his head out of his ass, the rest of the movie rolls right along. See this, if you get the chance.
Summary: Freshmen fetus, Logan Lerman, befriends seniors. Fetus has deep-rooted issues, but because he has friends, he turns out okay.
Rating: Emma Watson could work more on her American accent, but this is worth at least one watch. And Ezra Miller, as always, is on point.
Summary: Zombie falls in love, then becomes human. Dave Franco doesn’t make it.
Rating: I quite enjoyed this. I recommend this.
Summary: There is a crime and Frances McDormand solves the shit out of it.
Rating: I love William H. Macy. Steve Buscemi too. This movie, basically.
Summary: Zac Efron’s brother dies in an accident and Zac is sad. Then Zac saves a girl who is lost in the ocean.