Summary: There is a crime and Frances McDormand solves the shit out of it.

Rating: I love William H. Macy. Steve Buscemi too. This movie, basically.

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Summary: Zac Efron’s brother dies in an accident and Zac is sad. Then Zac saves a girl who is lost in the ocean.

Rating: Tears.

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Summary: Jim Carrey does Jim Carrey.

Rating: This was funny, but not in the way that I expected it to be.

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Summary: A drug makes Bradley Cooper limitless. 

Rating: I love the way this movie was shot. It didn’t matter if Cooper’s character died or not. He should have died.

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Summary: Anne Hathaway gets hit by a truck while biking to meet the love of her life.

Rating: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? Ugh. Why. What is the point. Ok. Fine. Also, Anne Hathaway’s accent - something was just .. off? Off.

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Summary: Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds pee in a fountain and switch bodies. No one gets any because they’re SUCH. GOOD. GUYS.

Rating: Leslie Mann is so funny to me. More her, please.

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Summary: Marion Cotillard is a dumb bitch, but it’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s fault. God bless Ken Watanabe for growing old in the depths of dream hell.

Rating: This movie cleared top 30 for me.

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Summary: Two brothers are good MMA fighters. They get to fight.

Rating: I cried - it’s JUST. SO. BEAUTIFUL.

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Summary: Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman hump it out and realize that their love for each other burns deep.

Rating: I cannot take Ashton Kutcher seriously. Good thing this movie doesn’t require me to.

Summary: Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis hump it out and realize that their love for each other burns deep.

Rating: Predictable but .. duh. Light enough to enjoy, at least once.

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